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Showing posts with label Funny Post. Show all posts
Monday, 19 June 2017
Saturday, 27 May 2017
Joke Updates: Three World Famous Magicians
Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements.
The first one said, “During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives startedpanicking, no one could find the trick”.
The second one said, ” Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it”.
The third one sighed and said,” Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue”.Just then a Naijarian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.
A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, “Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? ”One of the magicians whispered, “He is the World’s greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done.
His name is Ajegunle Molue. He has made N8.5 billion disappear from his company’s balance sheet in front of everyone’s eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it”.
Comment if this joke made you laugh of loud
Friday, 12 May 2017
Akpors Jokes - The Dream Job (Read More)
A man went to Reddington Hospital in Victoria Island Lagos and saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read: "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist.
You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.
The annual salary is N4.2million, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Badagry.""My God! Is that where the job is?" asked the man.
She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is."
Wednesday, 3 May 2017
Funny Post Of The Day - Welcome To Nigeria
Nigeria is a place .......
(1) Where ladies don’t accept flowersfor valentine or birthday gift.
(2) Where lizards go look your eyeball,nod head and say “notin dey happen guy”
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES & WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
(5) Where parents claim they always camefirst position in school.(6) Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’
(7) Where the Presidents and other government officials don’t know national anthem.
(8) Where the govt dont give a hoot aboutnobody.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is d bestoption wen stuck in hold up.
(10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title forstealing millions and Front row seat in church.
(11) Where we fight for everything. To gainadmission to university, to get a job and to enter a bus!
(12) Where u are robbed ofyour phone andthe robbers come back for your Pin code ncharger.
(13) Where politicians use bigunnecessary grammar to scam people.
(14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.
(16) Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a healthy looking Man is despised in the street as a pauper.
(17) WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
(18) Where generator is a socialamenity.(19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
(20) Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers.
(21) Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
(22) where bb torch is sold on hold up for 12k.
(23) Where Igbo men drink beer with strawand coke with cup.
(24) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader of PDP.
(25) Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers.
(26) Where we are stil proud to b a nigerian.
(27) where xconvict becomed Governor of a state & a true loyal citizen cannot stand infrontof state house.despite all dis issue.
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Sunday, 30 April 2017
Hilarious Post Of The Day - If Only Nigerian Rats Were Treated This Way (Photos)
These disturbing and utterly bizarre photos show how one man decided to shackle a grey rat and put it in the stocks after he caught the rodent snooping around his home.
A Taiwanese man named Lee Wei-chin posted the photos to social media and has received several thousand likes and just as many comments.
The resident of T Hilarious Post Of The Day - If Only Nigerian Rats Were Treated This Way (Photos) aichung City in West Taiwan wrote: “I finally caught it!”
Lee said he released the rat later the same day. But he did not say how he got his hands on the miniature rodent.
If only Nigerian rats were treated this way.
Thursday, 27 April 2017
Hilarious Post Of The Day - If Only Nigerian Rats Were Treated This Way (Photos)
These disturbing and utterly bizarre photos show how one man decided to shackle a grey rat and put it in the stocks after he caught the rodent snooping around his home.
A Taiwanese man named Lee Wei-chin posted the photos to social media and has received several thousand likes and just as many comments.
The resident of Taichung City in West Taiwan wrote: “I finally caught it!”
Lee said he released the rat later the same day. But he did not say how he got his hands on the miniature rodent.
If only Nigerian rats were treated this way.
Monday, 10 April 2017
Check out This Hilarious Whatsapp Message Sent To Me - BBNaija2017, Efe
Check This Out, Read Below:
Soon Some Yoruba Pastors go be like:
Wa pariwo le meta bi eni ti wan evict ni bbnija Wa so wipe Olorun EFE oooo Lori logistics ni mo durole baba oo 25 million temi Na daa eyin Ogun orun ooooo Oya efi wami ri aduraaaaaaa!!!!!
Saturday, 1 April 2017
REASON WHY SOME IGBO PEOPLE DON'T GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGE
REASON WHY SOME IGBO PEOPLE DON'T GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGE
*Just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your generation like;
Morning Nwam, Bia, Is this not Okechukwu the son of Ebube, the man who raped two girls before getting married to Obiageli the daughter of the
wine tapper who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of Juliliana the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Okeke the Dibia man from the neighboring village. Is it not your Grandfather that died of madness?
Nwam, so you have grown so big, Kedu ka imere.
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Friday, 17 March 2017
Funny & Affair Post of the Day [read & comment] your thought
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So what's so hard about that?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS OO .
Wednesday, 15 March 2017
Jokes of the day (read &laugh)
On Friday at UBA bank, Bauchi, in Bauchi state, a Fulani man goes to the ATM and withdraws all his money. Then goes inside the same bank and deposit the same money he withdrew telling the bank officer that, my money is not safe outside in the ATM...people are just withdrawing anyhow and they may end up withdrawing my money. Keep my money inside the bank, please.
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Saturday, 11 March 2017
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