Wednesday 3 May 2017

Funny Post Of The Day - Welcome To Nigeria

Nigeria is a place .......

(1) Where ladies don’t accept flowersfor valentine or birthday gift.

(2) Where lizards go look your eyeball,nod head and say “notin dey happen guy”

(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.

(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES & WATER is sold in SATCHETS.

(5) Where parents claim they always camefirst position in school.(6) Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’

(7) Where the Presidents and other government officials don’t know national anthem.

(8) Where the govt dont give a hoot aboutnobody.

(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is d bestoption wen stuck in hold up.

(10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title forstealing millions and Front row seat in church.

(11) Where we fight for everything. To gainadmission to university, to get a job and to enter a bus!

(12) Where u are robbed ofyour phone andthe robbers come back for your Pin code ncharger.

(13) Where politicians use bigunnecessary grammar to scam people.

(14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.

(15) Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.

(16) Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a healthy looking Man is despised in the street as a pauper.

(17) WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.

(18) Where generator is a socialamenity.(19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.

(20) Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers.

(21) Where the man who had no shoes is the president.

(22) where bb torch is sold on hold up for 12k.

(23) Where Igbo men drink beer with strawand coke with cup.

(24) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader of PDP.

(25) Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers.

(26) Where we are stil proud to b a nigerian.

(27) where xconvict becomed Governor of a state & a true loyal citizen cannot stand infrontof state house.despite all dis issue.

COMMENT THE NUMBER WHICH IS FUNNY MOST..?

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